I hope I remember it correctly. I read it some time back in News magazine. It wasn't aimed at insulting any ones sentiment but just to relax the screwed minds... just to help them break in to laughter... and possibly hug each other in compliment.....I gather my memory fragments to gather here just to recreate something of that sort...
President Bush Junior visited Pakistan some time back. Pakistan is a leading partner and trusted ally of the U.S in the war against terror.Bush was in Islamabad to congratulate his ally for his braveness in joining the axis. Musharraf took bush for a ride on the streets of Islamabad in his brand new Limousine. But all along the path there was not even a single sight that rose interest in president Bush.Not only that, the visiting president was annoyed by the fact that the people of Islamabad misused the pavements and riverfronts. President bush pointed out at one such man and said " er Musharraf, it seems Pakistanis don't use public toilets. they prefer open places to those stinging public toilets. isn't it president?" Mush Explained the situation to pacify Bush, but mush has certainly felt insulted. He waited for an opportunity to revenge.
On His visit to Washington, Mush made it sure to retaliate for the insult meted out at his in his home country. He requested bush for courtesy ride and Mush happily Obliged.As they were moving through the streets of Washington mush was eagerly waiting for an opportunity ....... and suddenly he noticed a man standing beside the Pakistan embassy compound wall and "pissing".
Mush jumped in delight and said" look Mr president, here is a man and he definitely does not match the reputation of your country, er its a shame!!'.Bush got annoyed and ordered his security to gun down the man.
The next day the leading news papers in Washington carried a story. The headlines read" Pak Ambassador shot dead outside the consulate".
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